So, this starts my new attempt to write everyday. It’s partially free writing with minimal edits. I want to get words on screen. It will not be eloquent or perfect but hope it will be fun.
I just happen to be doing it in the bathroom of the church next to my house.
There is a story in this situation I am currently in… huge… well maybe not huge. What happened you ask?
First, I should mention that we are Minotaur. Huge bi-pedal creatures with bovine heads. Big muscular thighs to hold our oversized heads. (Just to note something irrelevant) The women are larger then the men, so imagine my fright when she stormed into the bathroom when I was brushing my facial hair.
“Daniel,” she boomed. “Who is this?”
She thrust the picture of a very attractive cow in my face. She had a thick brown color with strips of black along the right-side of her face.
I stepped back and fell into the toilet. The poor ceramic thing burst with my sudden weight… but wait there’s more…
She laughed. A riotous laughter. She thought frightening me was the funniest thing. That was until I skillfully trip her causing her to tumble into the sink and the tub.
So, now I type this from a strangers toilet