For future reference.. 🙂
Answers to stupid questions regular folks ask about Vampires:
This is not my bed. I don’t sleep in a box.
No, bats don’t make good pets. They’ll die. Don’t do it.
No, we don’t tear people’s throats out. Think of the mess. And seriously do you rip the door off of your refrigerator every time you get something to eat? Yeah, I didn’t think so.
No, I don’t sleep in a coffin. I really want one of the Sleep Number beds.
Yes, we are sensitive to light. Thank you for asking and pass the sunscreen.
Yes, sometimes we do eat real food (we need fiber just like you).
Yes, we do have paranormal powers. No I won’t tell you about them.
Ask a Werewolf if you want to know about Werewolves.
No, garlic will not kill us. Now your breath… that is another issue.
No, a cross will not burn…
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